采购过早Early Shopper--双语幽默笑话

Early Shopper

采购过早

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐...

2018-10-30 英语笑话

The Emperor Of Russia

The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor. A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation.He pulledout a twentyfranc...

2018-12-27 英语笑话

浣熊

Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of t...

2018-12-25 英语笑话

趣味图片英语笑话：hairdresser 美发师（双语）

according to her hairdresser, with her new hairdo gloria would have to fight off the men按照她的美发师和她新的发型，葛络瑞娅将要和男人战斗 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑...

2018-11-02 英语笑话

了不起的收税官

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum， choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor， who said that the quarter...

2018-12-25 英语笑话

双语笑话 史上最牛新生

大嘴:Did you register for university alone ? 你上大学第一天报到是一个人吗？ 脸盆:Yeah ,by myself,so independent . 是啊，我自己，很独立吧。 大嘴:So great! I saw the most powerful f...

2018-11-27 英语笑话

送给女友的礼物

At a jewelry store， a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Shall I engrave her name on it？” the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment， and then s...

2018-12-10 英语笑话

Quote Joke(6)

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8‘x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6’x8‘cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break f...

2019-01-04 英语笑话

结婚宣言

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you...

2019-01-06 英语笑话

我的光头日记

June 2nd Seeing so many baldies (American slang for bald person) in school, I was very tempted to shave my head too. Ever since I was a baby, the only time I was bald was when I was one mon...

2018-12-08 英语笑话